Esquire.

Dear England, please confess your sins now,

I see police tape, when I’m takin my bins out.

A dead baby got dropped down the rubbish chute,

Please don’t bum me out, cause I just bunned a zuut.

Don’t look at me funny blood, it’s the fuckin truth!

You don’t believe me, I guess it’s too much for you.

A girl got abducted, and chopped up in Catford.

Racists with ice-picks? That shit is backward.

Jehst - England